Toys in the Office: Special Blasphemy Unit
It’s a hand-held catapult-like device to chuck things, and yes, those projectiles are small nun figurines. So, it’s a NUN-CHUCK, just like it says.
I don’t show this off to just anyone at the office; I wait until I know them and use my judgement. But this is the internet. Caveat emptor.
I really should round out my collection and become an equal-opportunity offender, so if anyone has a line on a protestant-o-pult, or an atheist arbalest (arbalatheist?) or even a Buddhistic ballista, let me know. I got the above at American Science & Surplus, though they’re also available at Archie McPhee (and perhaps elsewhere)
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Comment from iNow
Time: May 22, 2008, 3:00 pm
Lol… I have a Ninja Attack one on my desk.
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