Don't Never Have to Cut it, 'Cause it Stops by Itself

Long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

I Think This Look Is Really Going to Take Off

It doesn’t look dynamically stable. I don’t think it will fly.