Bears!

Bear Run! 125-pound black bear wanders into Wis. grocery store, chills out in beer cooler

Officials from the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources tranquilized the animal and took it out of the store. Store workers say the bear seemed content in the cooler and did not consume any alcohol.

No alcohol? The bear did not have ID, and was going to be supplied drugs anyway, which makes the situation worse. Now they’ve got a bear with a drug problem.