What the crappy treats you give out on Halloween say about you

Part of the harm is that they’re not the victim, really–you are. You, your house, your cars, your trees, your pets. But mostly, your reputation. What you dole out speaks for you, for better or worse, so here’s what some legendarily crappy Halloween treats are screaming for you, at the top of their lame-ass lungs.

These are pretty much the bottom tier of the candy kingdom. Just don’t go there. Man up and give out Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Jackpot.