EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Baguette breaks collider

The Nature blog asks the hard-hitting (presumably from high-energy particle interactions) questions about the latest CERN incident.

Has anyone considered the possibility that the baguette came from the future to sabotage the LHC? Is there any indication that this is a futuristic baguette?

The possibility has been examined by theoretical physicists – considered unlikely as they feel baguettes will not play a part in future cultures.