I just noticed my Dilbert calendar runs out on Dec 31. Apparently Scott Adams is predicting the end of the world.

I have decided that the last shortbread cookie in the box shall be known as the Forlorna-Doone

How do homeopaths treat dehydration?

On the topic of water, I think you could make a fortune peddling a brand of bottled water called “JustWater” to restaurants. What do customers usually ask for, when they want water? Just water for me!