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Sleep Talkin’ Man

The “definitely not G-rated” sleep talking ramblings of a guy named Adam, as recorded by his wife.

Jan 19 2010
“My badger’s gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!”

“No, not the cats. Don’t trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much.”

“Just look at yourself. Yeah, now look at me. You don’t stand a chance. It must suck to be you, I’m sure.”