Doghouse Diaries: 20 Things I already know about Apple’s ultrahyped iTablet/iSlate

Funny because it’s true, in a time-travelly sort of way.

I always read these reviews of new devices, telling you to hate it because it doesn’t do X. Well, if you need X, then you aren’t the droids they are looking for, so don’t buy it. They aren’t marketing it to you!