Doolittling
ANIMAL TALES by Simon Rich
What animals talk about.
DALMATIANS
“Hey, look, the truck’s stopping.”
“Did they take us to the park this time?”
“No—it’s a fire. Another horrible fire.”
“What the hell is wrong with these people?”
Still, “I’m going to the vet’s to get tutored” beats all. (Whatever happened to Gary Larson, anyway?)
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