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Which is, of course, the speed of sarcasm
Can you guess which is the real article title? arXiv vs snarXive
I converged to 63% after 30 guesses
The snarXiv is a random high-energy theory paper generator incorporating all the latest trends, entropic reasoning, and exciting moduli spaces. The arXiv is similar, but occasionally less random.
32/51 for 63% correct – undergrad
Uncle Al’s big moment in undergrad physics was his lab report saying data spread arose from the Slinky being a dispersive medium for waves. The TA went into the lab, and… a Slinky is a dispersive medium for waves. When you need research in the worst possible way – Uncle Al’s way.
http://www.texaspopfestival.com/cornycomix/Shit_from_Shinola.JPG
That is why Uncle Al is a chemist.