Brother Maynard! Bring Up the Holy Hand Grenade!

Radioactive rabbit trapped at Hanford

Workers first found contaminated rabbit droppings last week in the 300 Area, said Todd Nelson, spokesman for Washington Closure Hanford, the Department of Energy contractor cleaning up Hanford.

Several rabbits were trapped and the one was found to be highly contaminated with radioactive cesium.

I wonder what superpowers (of a non-breeding nature) you would get if bitten by a radioactive rabbit?

4 thoughts on “Brother Maynard! Bring Up the Holy Hand Grenade!

  1. But what about a supervillain?

    This would have been a great bit for Whose Line is it Anyway? I’m sure any one of them could have come up with some inventive scenarios.

  2. http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/88233.jpg
    Super Rabbit!
    http://dentalcollectibles.com/mcart/images/super rabbit web.jpg
    Diversity Super Rabbit.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super-Rabbit

    The contemporary Green answer is obvious: the super-ability to gladly consume your own excrement. The Metropolis sewage treatment plant never admitted to collecting tapered brown diamonds.

    Superpowers are not conferred by particle-emitting radioisotopes’ decay,

    http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/japanese-superman.jpg
    None of that was emergent from Hiroshima and Nagasaki

    If you want to source superpowers, you begin with high-spin nuclear isomeric transitions. DARPA really really wants a nuclear isomeric transition laser to fabricate an army of super soldiers. They never learn the lesson of Hercules, the Hulk, and professional athletes about strength vs. smarts.

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