She Plans to Go at Night

Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the “owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres”.

Doesn’t count unless you land and plant a flag.

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  1. Does that also mean she has to pay reparations for any and all damage caused by the sun? Like skin cancer and solar flares and what have you? 😛

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