EPA Shuts Down Local Ghost-Entrapment Business
Citing unsafe practices and potential toxic contamination, the Environmental Protection Agency shut down a small ghost- entrapment operation in downtown Manhattan today, and had four of the business’ spectral-containment specialists arrested in the process.
According to EPA agent Walter Peck, employees of the company—located in an old fire station in the Tribeca neighborhood of New York—had repeatedly refused to grant him access to their storage facility, which posed a health hazard to the surrounding community.
I hear that, at the same time, the government is handing out massive subsidies to the demigod Zuul, who has seen his/her/its worshipper base decline rapidly in recent years…