Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved. -Rita Rudner.
Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories: Cooking hot dogs via electrocution
Disclaimerzilla: While we could give you lots of warnings about all the different dangers involved and how to possibly skirt them, the simple truth is that this just isn’t safe. If you are foolish enough to attempt this, you will have to deal with pointy things, raw electricity out of the wall, hot steam, and the possibility of fire. If that isn’t enough, and you succeed, you are still faced with the possibility of having to eat a hot dog. In summary: do not, under any circumstances, cook hot dogs this way.
Note: the LEDs are not edible.
h/t to J
We finally embrace an Enviro-whiner sanctioned home lighting system whose burned out modalities are not disposed but eaten. Scale up to a stadium (salamis?) and all the mob lacks is potato salad and beer. The beer is not unobtainable… post-refermentation. Recycle!
I’d recommend cooking a pickle by the same method. Not that you’d want to eat a cooked pickle, but it glows when plugged in. No LED’s required (although you might need a bit of luck to see the glow, and you’ll definitely need to turn off the lights).