Some Lists

[H]ere instead is a list of phrases that (at the time of this posting) turn up no hits on Google:

“ate a violin”
“driver-side bidet”
“unlike normal furries,”
“Sarah, plain and tall and a cyborg”
“people are too civil on the internet”

And some more in the comments

“differential equations saved my life” – 0 results

“chess for Wookies” – 0 results

“erotic vector calculus” – 0 hits

“Luke, I am your third grade teacher” – 0

“Search your kitchen counter, you know it to be true” > 0 results

“Buttered graphite” – 0

via Science After Sunclipse