Monthly Archives: February 2009

Nerd Poetry

This is what happens when you tell a nerd to write poetry. ‘Twas a warm summer day in La-La Land, Fields of grass swayed lazily in the breeze, The cool wind made ripples in ponds quite grand, Cattle grazed quietly in the tall trees. Fields of wildflowers, cover’d in white snow, Were drinking from the …

February 2, 2009 – 12:01 am | By Cap'n Refsmmat | Posted in Fun Stuff | Tagged , | Comments (0)

List of Loopiness

Kommandant of commas Sultan of spelling Advocate of adverbs Adjutant of adjectives Savant of style King of correctness Guru of grammar Partisan of participles Mogul of modifiers General of gerunds Pontiff of punctuation Archbishop of articles Kaiser of clauses Fountain of phonetics Syndicate of syntax Dystopia of dyslexia Conductor of conjunctions Purveyor of periods Secretary …

February 1, 2009 – 6:32 pm | By Cap'n Refsmmat | Posted in Fun Stuff | Tagged , | Comments (1)