List of Loopiness

• Kommandant of commas
• Sultan of spelling
• Advocate of adverbs
• Adjutant of adjectives
• Savant of style
• King of correctness
• Guru of grammar
• Partisan of participles
• Mogul of modifiers
• General of gerunds
• Pontiff of punctuation
• Archbishop of articles
• Kaiser of clauses
• Fountain of phonetics
• Syndicate of syntax
• Dystopia of dyslexia
• Conductor of conjunctions
• Purveyor of periods
• Secretary of semicolons
• Mullah of metaphor
• Imam of imagery
• Admiral of ampersands
• Priest of perspective
• Apostle of apostrophe
• Hyperion of hyperbole
• Deity of dependent clauses

And so on.