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  1. There was a young man who said, “God
    Must think it exceedingly odd
    If he finds that this tree
    Continues to be
    When there’s no one about in the Quad.”

    REPLY
    Dear Sir:
    Your astonishment’s odd:
    I am always about in the Quad.
    And that’s why the tree
    Will continue to be,
    Since observed by
    Yours faithfully,
    GOD.

  2. OK, a real one (not original), from physics:

    There once was a woman named Bright,
    who could travel much faster than light.
    She departed one day,
    in a relative way,
    and returned the previous night.

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