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Read the entire tweet stream from the bottom up if you want the full story. But basically, this guy was watching his friend’s house while they went on their honeymoon and he placed a device under their mattress. This device, which is similar to the one found here, is a pressure-sensitive pad that tweets out when sexual activity starts, when it ends, the force of the “action,” and a “frenzy” rating.
Comes with multiple tusks and “three adorable animals to impale”: seal, penguin, and … koala bear.
Not for children under three, because of the choking hazard. Not because of the “appropriateness” of the toy.
At your exact age, Pierre Curie died in an accident. He was a physicist who won a Nobel Prize with his wife Marie Curie for discoveries in radioactivity.
Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Stan Still.
It sounds like a bad joke, but a study has revealed that there really are unfortunate people with those names in the UK.
Joining them on the list are Terry Bull, Paige Turner, Mary Christmas and Anna Sasin.
And just imagine having to introduce yourself to a crowd as Doug Hole or Hazel Nutt.
I knew someone whose girlfriend had a gynecologist named Harry Beavers. Is it a case of destiny? Perhaps. There’s a blog called Appropriately Named that has more.
“Scientists have shown that the fastest animal on Earth is a cow dropped from a helicopter, which quickly reaches speeds of 120 feet/second.” — Dave Barry
Here’s one that will scare away any pain-in-the-ass innocent bystanders
Long ago I had the idea that someone should do a film called “The End” where all of the serial stories finally get terminated. Batman gets killed by some combination of the Joker, the Riddler, Catwoman, the Penguin, et al. The Roadrunner finally gets eaten by Wile E. Coyote. Tom Cat gets Jerry Mouse.
Here’s an exhibit displaying the ‘toon part of that.
The multi-media art show focuses on “the plausible impossibility of death in the mind of cartoon characters”.
A bit of gore, but it’s ‘toon gore.
Unfortunately, safety inspection people don’t generally have a sense of humor about such things.