Swans on Tea

Best Man Rigs Newlyweds’ Bed To Tweet During Sex. Not Kidding.
Read the entire tweet stream from the bottom up if you want the full story. But basically, this guy was watching his friend’s house while they went on their honeymoon and he placed a device under their mattress. This device, which is similar to the [...]

The Avenging Narwhal play set.
Comes with multiple tusks and “three adorable animals to impale”: seal, penguin, and … koala bear.
Not for children under three, because of the choking hazard. Not because of the “appropriateness” of the toy.

Dead at Your Age
At your exact age, Pierre Curie died in an accident. He was a physicist who won a Nobel Prize with his wife Marie Curie for discoveries in radioactivity.

‘Most unfortunate names’ revealed
Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Stan Still.
It sounds like a bad joke, but a study has revealed that there really are unfortunate people with those names in the UK.
Joining them on the list are Terry Bull, Paige Turner, Mary Christmas and Anna Sasin.
And just imagine having to introduce yourself to a crowd [...]

Hanging Harry light-pull cord

“Scientists have shown that the fastest animal on Earth is a cow dropped from a helicopter, which quickly reaches speeds of 120 feet/second.” — Dave Barry

Pillow Talk: 25 Strange Throw Pillows
Here’s one that will scare away any pain-in-the-ass innocent bystanders

Long ago I had the idea that someone should do a film called “The End” where all of the serial stories finally get terminated. Batman gets killed by some combination of the Joker, the Riddler, Catwoman, the Penguin, et al. The Roadrunner finally gets eaten by Wile E. Coyote. Tom Cat [...]

Danger sign
Unfortunately, safety inspection people don’t generally have a sense of humor about such things.

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Yep. Still funny.

What’s he doing?
Drowning!
The Gin & Titonic
Ice cubes in the shape of ocean liners and icebergs
via the Amateur Economist

File this under “What were they thinking?” Someone has to be exceedingly innocent or stupid to have approved Dora the Explorer Aquapet