Swans on Tea

21 Funny Airline Announcements

“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small [...]

Map of Springfield and an interactive version (the website mentioned on the map leads to a dead-end)
via Neatorama

Fantastic Contraption
Flash game. Build a device to move (push, pull, launch) an object to a goal. Physics and engineering at play!