Ptole … Doh!

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Reconstruction of a planet’s bizarre orbit with Ptolemy’s system of epicycles and deferents.

What’s behind this? Any periodic function can be represented as a Fourier series. All that’s really happening here is one is plotting it in polar coordinates, and the Fourier components become epicycles. Any one-line drawing made without the pen leaving the paper and starting where it stops, should be able to be represented this way.

The Emperor's New Phone

The Onion: Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers

“I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet,” announced Apple CEO Steve Jobs, extending his seemingly empty left palm toward the eagerly awaiting crowd. “Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it’s also the most handsome product we’ve ever designed.”

Yes, it Is

Long day of driving yesterday, and at some point I’ll start wading through all of my RSS feeds, etc., but for now, here’s a sign from just outside of Ridgeway, PA (“Avoid carpal-tunnel: just keep your headlights turned on!”)

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