Unlimited Cake and Ice Cream

The first law of thermodynamics: Energy can neither be created nor destroyed. Pretty straightforward. No loopholes.

So why does a press release from Los Alamos sound like it’s ignoring the first law of thermodynamics after painting the room green?

Los Alamos National Laboratory has developed a low-risk, transformational concept, called Green Freedom™, for large-scale production of carbon-neutral, sulfur-free fuels and organic chemicals from air and water.

Sounds great, doesn’t it? Carbon-neutral fuel. Wow, just what the doctor ordered.

By integrating this electrochemical process with existing technology, researchers have developed a new, practical approach to producing fuels and organic chemicals that permits continued use of existing industrial and transportation infrastructure. Fuel production is driven by carbon-neutral power.

OK, no actual mention of the electrochemical process in the PR, but elsewhere it’s given as methanol production from water and carbon dioxide.

So it must be the reverse of 2 CH3OH + 3 O2 → 2 CO2 + 4 H2O

Which is going to require energy input, because the combustion of methanol is exothermic. Ah, hence the mention of the fuel production being driven by a carbon-neutral source. Recognize that? It’s the same handwave that was happening with hydrogen a few years back. It’s not an energy source, but at least it’s green … as long as you use a green source of energy.

If we had some cake we could have cake and ice cream. If we had some ice cream.
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If You Have To Teleport Me, Then I Don't Wanna Go…

Aldebaran’s great, okay,
Algol’s pretty neat,
Betelgeuse’s pretty girls
Will knock you off your feet.
They’ll do anything you like
Real fast and then real slow,
But if you have to take me apart to get me there
Then I don’t want to go.

[Chorus]

Take me apart, take me apart,
What a way to roam
And if you have to take me apart to get me there
I’d rather stay at home.
— Douglas Adams, “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”

Another recurring theme on the SFN forums is quantum teleportation, along with quantum entanglement. Quantum teleportation is all about sending information, not matter.

Jeff Kimble explains some truths about teleportation

Let's Geek It UP!

Mar 14th is “Talk like a physicist day,” and there’s a blog dedicated to it. Of course, I’ll be doing so anyway, because that’s what I do. My suggestion is to get familiar with some jargon, and substitute it for smaller words whenever and wherever possible. That’s what we do.

technojargon

(Of course Mar 14th is also Einstein’s birthday and “Pi day” in the US)

Via Cocktail Party Physics

Things I Don't Understand, part MCDLXVII

Why does Arlen Specter care that Bill Belichick has been taping since 2000? He’s all upset that the NFL destroyed tapes, but as far as I can tell, it was the existence of the tapes, not their content, that was the problem. Belichick and the Pats were found guilty and penalized. Why not destroy the tapes? Doesn’t Specter have anything better to do?

I'm Off…to do Humanitarian Deeds

Because I’m gonna be rich.

This is a new one for me. I’ve won the lottery, been asked to assist in moving money out of Nigeria, been asked to pose as a dead person to collect an inheritance. But now there’s this:

“On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Lurther Braeunlich, I once
again try to notify you as my earlier letter returned undelivered. Late Engr.Lurther
Braeunlich made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum ($9,100.000.00 USD) to you in
the codicil and last testament to his WILL.

Engr.Lurther Braeunlich until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the
Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers.

Late Engr. Maxwell Effenberg died on the 13th day of December,2006 at the age of 80 years,
and his WILL is now ready for execution.

According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and
the needy in our society.

Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back
to me as soon as possible via the email below, to enable me
conclude my job.”

Apparently the spamtards can’t even cut-and-paste properly — they switched decedents in the middle of the email. First it’s “Lurther Braeunlich” and later it’s “Maxwell Effenberg” (who left $13.1 million to his acquaintences. I feel slighted)

The passing of Lurther (sic) doesn’t show up in Google … yet.

Thoughts on Teaching

Over at The Blog of Doom, the Cap’n makes some good points, namely

Labs are not ways to reinforce your teaching. Labs are ways to teach.

The goal of labs should be to let students figure things out for themselves. Let’s not tell students to verify Schmoe’s Law. Let’s tell them, “there might be a relationship between these two variables. Find out what it is and if there’s an equation that can describe the relationship. You get to design your own experiment to do so.”

That would be real learning.

(emphasis in original, though it doesn’t seem to show up in the block quote)

Yes! I agree. One problem I see, though, is that it’s difficult to recreate the atmosphere of having the science be an unknown, since the students can simply read ahead and know what the answer is supposed to be. One possibility is with simulations. You could, for example, have a computer simulate a CRT with a new and different magnetic and electric field — instead of having the Lorentz force law hold (F = qE + qv X B) you would make things nonlinear and have the students deduce the law. The source might be limited to just a few energies (you could pretend they are monoenergetic radioactive samples), and maybe the source particles are “mysterions” that don’t have an integral charge. Let them have a taste of what it’s like to do an investigation where you don’t know what the answer is supposed to be.

I think simulations fail in some circumstances, though. I recall a computer program that simulated single-particle interference building up over time to give the familiar pattern. But it didn’t actually prove anything, since the pattern will be whatever the programmer wants it to be. New and different science probably needs to be more involved with the actual apparatus. When I was a TA for a “modern physics” class I was a little surprised at how neat the students found the labs to be, even those not majoring in physics, even though it wasn’t as “hands-on” as the introductory/general physics labs were; you were relying on some measurement apparatus to show electron diffraction, or radioactive decay but that didn’t matter. The results weren’t necessarily expected — even though you saw the Bragg equation in class, seeing the rings actually show up and change when you changed the accelerating potential was far more satisfying than confirming the value of g.

Another example — a colleague of mine was describing a lab one of his kids had recently. It was a black box, with some items inside that were taken from a list of possibilities, and the students had various investigative tools at their disposal (perhaps a scale and a magnet, among other things) and they had to determine what was in their box. Nobody knew the answer ahead of time, and the students had to go through and explain their reasoning for why a test confirmed or excluded a potential item on the list as being in the box. I wish I had had labs like that in school.