Pay Attention to the Woman Behind the Curtain

Check out Allyson’s guest post at Cocktail Party Physics for one of the main reasons for my recent observation

I didn’t see any glitches except for one or two instances of technical difficulties, which speaks volumes for the organizers and support staff, because you just know there were issues, and since they didn’t become visible it means they were solved quickly.

Allyson was the awesome conference secretary, and gives an account of her unique perspective on how you can help get science done without actually being a scientist.

And they’re all weirdly grateful when I pick up a gauntlet and call the accounting department to explain that they’re to call me with the bullshit questions, because when they tie up my scientists with a four dollar discrepancy on a rental car, SCIENCE IS NOT HAPPENING, JACKHOLE.

You betcha we’re grateful when we find people who are part of the solution, rather than being part of the precipitate problem.

Conferences

I’ve been trying to catch up ever since going to a conference a few weeks ago. Somehow, the work didn’t know to stop piling up while I was away, and I’ve been getting new things to do faster than I can finish the old things. Printers dying, tape drives dying, things inside the lab needing attention, and my cross-section for attracting work enhanced by the absence of my boss. So I haven’t had time to over my notes from the conference.

So, then, a word on conferences in general. Conferences, if any good, are work. I know there’s a notion amongst some (especially those who must authorize the travel) that conferences are like a vacation, off at an exotic location, and it’s all fun in the sun or on the slopes. And while that does happen to an extent, in my experience that behavior is in the minority of attendees. It may be different for a Moose Lodge Jamboree, but my observations are of physicists and their ilk.

First of all, the so-called exotic locations. Conferences have to be held where there are conference facilities, and that pretty much limits you to larger cities and universities or resorts off-season. And while the beancounters would love for the event to be held near to where you live, that only works if you expect local people to attend. If you want to attract scientists from around the country or around the world (depending on specifics of the conference) then somebody has to travel. And traveling, especially air travel in this day and age, is a pain. There may be some who enjoy it, but not me — it tires me out.

Conferences are held in places like Las Vegas, for example, because hotels there are relatively cheap, not because it’s a great vacation spot. They hotels/casinos do that because they hope it brings in business after the day is done, though there’s a rumor that Vegas doesn’t like physicists (and, I would assume, mathematicians) because they understand odds and many prefer to spend their free time scribbling on napkins and don’t tend to gamble so much.

OK. You’re tired from travel and any time-zone-shift issues, but that’s just the start. It takes a lot of energy to be alert and attentive for six hours of talks, and all the discussions that happen in between. Some of the best information I’ve gotten has been in the hallways by skipping a session and getting the details from someone personally. Talks and papers are limited in extent and generally skip some important details, such as all of the things that didn’t work in trying the experiment, or discussion of what’s really hard. And people don’t like to air dirty laundry so much in public, but in a (semi)private conversation they tend to be a little more forthcoming. Especially from people that you know from previous information exchanges.

Another item related to this misguided “conferences are a luxury” attitude is that it’s getting harder to justify travel. The conference list had about 110 names on it. There were 50 oral sessions and 40 posters were scheduled (a few were withdrawn, and there were a few instances of a presenter also giving a poster, but that’s still a pretty small fraction of people who were just attending. That can be a real problem for some conference organizers, who sweat out getting enough attendees at the conference hotel to fill their room block and get the discount so that the conference doesn’t lose money.

Grad School Camp

An idea we were joking about at one of the breaks between talks. You go to science camp, but the time is indefinite. You think it might be a week, and you tell everyone you think you have a week left, but it could end up taking a month. And at any time someone can come along and pull your funding, and you have to go find a new project to work on. Most meals at the dining hall consist of Ramen noodles.

Is Gravity Ruining Time?

I’ve mentioned I’m at a conference — it’s the 7th Symposium of Frequency Standards and Metrology being held near Monterey. It’s a bunch of scientists getting together every ~7 years to discuss the state-of-the art in frequency standards, clocks, and precision measurements, and float ideas for future experiments. The last one was in St. Andrews, Scotland in 2001 (unfortunately it spanned 9/11/2001, which was a bit of a distraction, to say the least.)

There have been a lot of talks that I couldn’t possibly distill into coherent summaries, but I’ll try to do one or two when I get the chance. I’ve got one for now, though, that doesn’t require as much heavy lifting.

Dan Kleppner gave the first talk (Is Gravity Ruining Time?) as a sort of introduction, and gave some perspective on timekeeping, since he has been doing physics from before the development of the hydrogen maser (making him, as he put it, prehistoric). Two main things came out of this talk: an appreciation of a limitation on how we define the second, and a story about I.I. Rabi.

The second is defined as 9,192,631,770 oscillations between the hyperfine states of an unperturbed cesium-133 atom, but this definition does not explicitly mention anything about relativity, of which gravity is a part. It’s basically taken by convention that we use devices at rest on the geoid (an idealized surface of the earth, basically what it would look like without tides) but devices have reached the point where this may not be good enough. The gravitational redshift is given by gh/c^2 near the earth, and this is about a part in 1016 per meter change in height. Clocks need to be adjusted for their altitude/elevation, and this has been necessary for some time; the effect has been measured in the Pound-Rebka experiment and in the rocket launch of a hydrogen maser by Robert Vessot, and is accounted for in GPS and every other satellite carrying a clock. But ground-based clocks are now getting to be good enough to where sub-meter changes in height will need to be taken into account. And since the geoid can only be determined to several cm and it changes with time (and clocks move with respect to the geoid via earth tides of about 30 cm), this will soon become a significant term in the error budgets of frequency standards. So the point of the talk was that gravity is going to take a more prominent role in frequency and time measurements, and may in fact require a redefinition of the second, though it would not impact “everyday” time.

The story he told about Rabi went something like this: Rabi didn’t like writing articles, so there is no formal writeup of his proposal to use an oscillator tuned to a hydrogen transition as a time measurement device — the idea that would eventually become the hydrogen maser and used in other atomic clocks. But in 1945, after he had the Nobel prize, he gave the Richtmyer lecture to the American Association of Physics Teachers on the topic of using a hydrogen magnetic resonance measurement as a potential timekeeping device, and it was written up by the New York Times science correspondent, William Laurence, in an article called ‘Cosmic Pendulum’ For Clock Planned, in which he gives a very basic summary of the principles Rabi had explained. So the cutting-edge science was “formally” proposed in the Times rather than a science journal. In the AAPT’s list of Richtmyer lectures, Rabi’s is one of the few from that era that were not written up and presented in the American Journal of Physics.

(The Times article is here but the archive is paywalled)

Serenity NOW!

The conference organizers built some free time into the program to let everyone catch their breath and decompress a little. I went hiking and geocaching along the ocean trail and took a bunch of pictures.

Enjoy the Pacific ocean for a minute

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