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Category Archives: Silly
Oh, Yeah, Like I Really Need That
New Sarcasm Meds (from the makers of Damitol)
The speed of sarcasm: Mock 1
Blogging is Bad 4 U
OMG, That's Amazing
It’s also pepsi-through-the-nose funny, especially if you are a reasonably strict grammarian.
Read about the f’amazing Dr. Novoselov
Amazing Feat of Aerodynamics
And remember, Penguins is practically chickens.
Oh, Gosh
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Shit, I think this fucking meter is broken.
Oh Crap, it's the Day After Mar 31
Your April Fool’s Day Joke Continues to Suck
… I get called a curmudgeon, or lambasted for having no sense of humor. And every year, the jokes online get lamer and lamer.
Ditto for me, and anyone who knows me knows I am not humorless. I’m of the opinion that a good prank need not be limited to one day in the year. This is the one day I probably won’t ever pull a prank — it’s amateur day. A good prank is almost like “The Sting”
You gotta KEEP your con even after you take his money, he can’t know you took him
The Price of Sleeping in Physics Class
The engagement ring that floated away.
A $12,000 lesson in buoyancy. If only he’d paid attention in school.
Don't Worry, Higgs Will Know His Own
Physics conspiracy: LHC could kill us all
Conspiracy nuts have suggested that it might also inadvertently destroy the Earth (or maybe even the entire Universe)
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[B]asically the cranks think that the collider will also cook up either an exotic particle or a tiny black hole that will suck up everything around it. It’s pretty much bunk, as others smarter than I have said (here for example).But that hasn’t stopped Walter L. Wagner, a botanist and self-proclaimed nuclear physicist, from filing suit in US District Court in Hawaii to stop the LHC before it destroys all we hold dear. Wagner wants a “full-scale safety analysis” to be conducted of the collider before its start up, hopefully later this year.
If we’re really lucky, the LHC cook up an exotic particle that will “inadvertently” destroy the crackpots (and maybe take a few lawyers down, too). Not that anybody’s planning this, mind you …
My Drinking Problem
Is it a problem if you have to use a dolly to lug your beverage supply in to your office?
Cut me some slack — there was a huge sale. It’ll take days to drink all this.