What Goes Around, Comes Around

Make Ethanol in Your Own Backyard

A Silicon Valley start-up called E-Fuel is showing exactly how ethanol can live up to its name as “the people´s fuel.” The company recently announced that it will soon start selling a home ethanol system, the E-Fuel 100 MicoFueler, which will allow anyone to make ethanol from sugar, water, yeast, and electricity in their own backyard.

Still, they didn’t claim this was a new idea.

“What, you can run a car on that, too?”

(Reminds me of the story about someone who sold bricks of dehydrated grapes during prohibition, which included step-by-step of instructions of what not to do, lest you end up making some illegal alcohol)

Is There a Draft In Here?

YES

Zach Feinstein declares for the NBA draft. It’s free. The deadline for “early entry” declarations is 60 days prior to the draft (which is June 26), so if anyone desires to go this route, it’s too late for this year. (One has to wonder if it will remain free once this gets into the wind. OTOH, how can they charge more than a few bucks? College players don’t have jobs.)

The short story is that I, Zachary Feinstein, have declared for the 2008 NBA Draft. As a 5’8″ 130 pound Caucasian, I am the perfect candidate for professional basketball. Also, I do not play basketball.

You see, I am not currently on my college’s basketball team (Division 3 just for reference) nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my high school’s basketball team nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my middle school’s basketball team nor did I try out to be. The last time I was on a basketball team was before Bill Clinton got caught with his pants down.

So there you have it, I, Zach Feinstein, am in the 2008 NBA Draft.

Make sure to check out the scouting report, too.

Now, I wonder: what about the NFL?

Oh, Now They Tell Me

A while back I bought a radio-controlled helicopter to fly around the apartment — it isn’t something designed to withstand much more than the gentlest of breezes — and broke it in almost record time. A harsh learning curve. I strayed into enemy airspace smashed into the lights above the dining-area table and snapped one of the rotor spokes. Oh, well. I suppose it’s fixable, but I haven’t gotten around to it yet. Add it to the list.

Now arXiv tells me why tiny helicopters are so hard to fly

[M]oments of inertia drop in proportion to the fifth power of vehicle size. This gives small helicopters quicker response times, making them more agile. But the real killer is that the main rotor tip speed in a small helicopter is the about the same as it is for a large helicopter. So the ratio of the rotor moments to the moments of inertia can become huge and unmanageable.

So it’s all because of scaling. Curse you, scaling laws! A disproportionately large curse!

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Pop Music

Joan Jett’s “Do You Wanna Touch Me” came up on the exercise playlist this afternoon, and it reminded me of this quote about music:

“All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after you’ve done it.” – Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.

(which also reminds me that playing country music backwards is uplifting, because they guy gets his house back, his pickup back, his girlfriend back, his dog back, his job back and stops his excessive drinking.)

Oh Dear, Have You Put On Some Mass?

The topic comes up, as it sometimes does, of the mass-energy equivalence from relativity. There are different tangents to this — what does the equivalence really mean, can you really turn energy into mass, does a photon have rest mass, what is the difference between relativistic mass and rest mass, and is the use of relativistic mass grounds for justifiable homicide, or is one compelled to stop at maiming?

E = mc2 is the equation everyone knows, but what many don’t know is that the equation already assumes one is at rest. The actual equation is E2 = p2c2 + m2c4, which reduces to the more familiar form when the object is at rest. The implications of this are that photons have no mass, the mass term for massive particles doesn’t change when you move — that energy is in the kinetic term, (which renders relativistic mass moot) and also that the mass will increase if you add energy that does not appear in the kinetic term, i.e. extra energy in the center-of-momentum frame appears as mass.

The last concept showed up at Cosmic Variance recently, in the context of the mass of a spinning top

The spinning gyroscope has more energy than the non-spinning one. As a test, we can imagine extracting work from the spinning gyroscope — for example, by hooking it up to a generator — in ways that we couldn’t extract work from the stationary gyroscope. And since it has more energy, it has more mass. And the weight is just the acceleration due to gravity times the mass — so, as long as we weigh our spinning and non-spinning gyroscopes in the same gravitational field, the spinning one will indeed weigh more.

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Mini-Hoops

Over at Popsci, the physics of tossing a ping-pong ball into a beer cup, with videos of, well, tossing a ping-pong ball into a beer cup, under various conditions you’d find in a dorm (starting with the unlikely presence of beer cups).

These guys are pretty amazing. And the nonchalance with which they accomplish each trick shot adds a certain understated humor to this entertaining video. But though the guys seem to be developing a seemingly useless (if highly impressive) skill in their spare time, there’s quite a bit of complex science at play.

I think being able to edit out the misses tempers that amazing/impressive just a little. Mostly it reminds me of how much free time I had in college, even though it didn’t seem that way at the time.

You Spin Me 'Round

From arXiv, rotation of a thin film of water when subjected to perpendicular electric fields.

The question is: what’s causing the rotation? The team can easily control the direction and speed of rotation by varying the relative angle and direction of the electric fields, which rules out the possibility that convection is causing the rotation (something that is seen when a field is applied to some thin films of liquid crystals). Neither does adding salt to water change the effect, ruling out the possibility that ion movement directs the flow.

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Random Thought

Business section of the LOLcat Times-Gazette, headline about the pedestrian eating habits of a well-known an activist shareholder

Icahn Has Cheeseburger

(sometimes on the treadmill, all one can do is think silly thoughts)