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Evolutionary Acceleration Research Institute Ready to Start “Squirrel Smasher”
Scientists currently rely on computer simulations to smash biological units, but simulations can only do so much, and without the visceral enjoyment of seeing two squirrels collide at thousands of miles an hour.
Malwin said there will be controls in place to prevent new undesirable species from forming. [...]

Metal Candles
Metal tube with a wick inside, sitting in a glass with oil in the bottom. Neat looking.

Txt Crimes, Sex Crimes And Murder: The Science Of Forensic Linguistics
Based on techniques that were first used to measure similarity between marine ecosystems, and then applied to the analysis of sexual crime, Dr Grant has now developed a method to quantify people’s style of text writing. His technique, which assigns a numeric measure of stylistic [...]

Assistant to Assistant Professor
I hope people don’t call me elitist when I claim that most people with high school education could easily do administrative assistant job. Primarily all they have to do is keep track of paperwork – like travel reimbursements, schedules, purchase orders, that kind of stuff. It’s not that complicated, but it’s not [...]