Colbert was Right

Bears!

Bear Run! 125-pound black bear wanders into Wis. grocery store, chills out in beer cooler

Officials from the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources tranquilized the animal and took it out of the store. Store workers say the bear seemed content in the cooler and did not consume any alcohol.

No alcohol? The bear did not have ID, and was going to be supplied drugs anyway, which makes the situation worse. Now they’ve got a bear with a drug problem.

I'm Shocked, Shocked to find Bogus Medical Devices Being Sold Here!

Trial raises doubts over alternative pain therapy for arthritis

“It appears that any perceived benefit obtained from wearing a magnetic or copper bracelet can be attributed to psychological placebo effects. People tend to buy them when they are in a lot of pain, then when the pain eases off over time they attribute this to the device. However, our findings suggest that such devices have no real advantage over placebo wrist straps that are not magnetic and do not contain copper.

Researchers conducted the first randomised placebo-controlled trial on the use of both copper bracelets and magnetic wrist straps for pain management in osteoarthritis – the most common form of the condition.

I’m surprised this is the first study, but not at the results. As I have noted before, the way that magnetic bracelets are advertised to work means that they can’t possibly function.