Wholly Inappropriate

Inappropriate Golden Books: THE BOOK!

Apparently he’s been drawing these “inappropriate” cartoons (scenes from movies but drawn in childrens’ book form) and posting them on his blog for a couple of years. As far as I can tell, he doesn’t tag or categorize his posts, so you have to go back manually to find other similar cartoons not in this post (there are several themes I’ve seen which would benefit from this), which is a pain but is also awesome, because he’s really funny.

Such as: I wanna text you up , which gives you a glimpse of things you don’t want to see other people doing while driving, and Why I hate children

What is with kids today? At the risk of sounding like an old man, you kids suck. You brats have everything you could ever want at your fingertips and it’s never enough. For example, Legos. I had Legos growing up. Colored blocks that came with instructions with no words on them. When I would cry to my mom that I had no friends… she would say “Yeah, but you’ve got a lot of Legos.” But my Legos sucked compared to what they are today. Look at this. You like Legos? Yes. You like Star Wars? Double Yes! Well here you go….a Lego AT-AT, instant awesomeness.

So not fair. I would have given up my Otter Pop addiction to have this as a kid. I built a Star Wars AT-AT from SCRATCH once using pieces from all of my other non-Star Wars Lego sets, because STAR WARS LEGOS WEREN’T INVENTED YET!!!

Also Fun Facts

7. Siberian Tigers do not think Frosted Flakes are that great.

8. Scientists claim that milkshakes will bring the boys to the yard.

9. The fear of women is called ‘gynaephobia’ . The fear of politicians is called ‘politicophobia’. The fear of an unqualified woman becoming a powerful politician is called ‘rational’.

What's Love Got to Do With It?

Mathematical model explains marital breakups

Rey developed an equation based on the “second thermodynamic law for sentimental interaction,” which states a relationship will disintegrate unless “energy” (effort) is fed into it.

Hmmm. I guess emotional baggage is now relationship entropy. I don’t think has changed the age-old problem that investigating the three-body problem tends to create a lot of relationship entropy.

The mathematical model also implies that when no effort is put in the relationship can easily deteriorate.

Ah, yes. This is based on the work of Dr. Obvious, no doubt.

The Toe of God

A New Clue to Explain Existence

More data concerning the matter/antimatter abundance conundrum.

Sifting data from collisions of protons and antiprotons at Fermilab’s Tevatron, which until last winter was the most powerful particle accelerator in the world, the team, known as the DZero collaboration, found that the fireballs produced pairs of the particles known as muons, which are sort of fat electrons, slightly more often than they produced pairs of anti-muons. So the miniature universe inside the accelerator went from being neutral to being about 1 percent more matter than antimatter.

Not Particularly Unflappable

Please excuse the funkiness of the first couple of seconds. I don’t know what caused that.

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I don’t know what species this is, but it’s pretty much the perfect slo-mo subject: flapping furiously but the center-of-mass is not moving very much, and didn’t fly away at my approach. I missed an even better shot while I was unslinging my camera; two of these butterflies were doing some sort of aerial ballet — either a mating ritual or fighting (or maybe both), but separated just as I got set to shoot.

Taken at Conway Robinson Memorial State Forest in Virginia.

Doing Nothing?

There’s a management phenomenon, which is magnified by politics: if some unusual circumstance occurs, doing nothing is usually deemed worse than doing the wrong thing. There’s usually no easy way to quantify the nothing that you did, even if you actually investigated carefully. There’s the though that “we have to do something!” and even if the action is inappropriate or ineffective, management can point to it and say, “See! We did something about it.” (I think our current terrorism responses too often fall into this category.)

I was reminded of that lesson when I read this story: Tainted nuke plant water reaches major NJ aquifer

The tritium leaked from underground pipes at the plant on April 9, 2009, and has been slowly spreading underground at 1 to 3 feet a day. At the current rate, it would be 14 or 15 years before the tainted water reaches the nearest private or commercial drinking water wells about two miles away.

But the mere fact that the radioactive water – at concentrations 50 times higher than those allowed by law – has reached southern New Jersey’s main source of drinking water calls for urgent action, Martin said.

Now, it’s possible that what is being reported isn’t the whole story, and there is legitimate cause for concern. But based on what was in the story, I think the call for urgent action is based on the sphincter-clenching response the general public has to the word “radiation.” Let’s look at the details.

— The half-life of Tritium is 12.33 years. Which means that less than half will be left when it reaches the drinking water. 50x becomes <25x

— If the diffusion is isotropic, and only in the radial direction, the Tritium will be diluted by another factor of 14 or 15. 25x becomes less than 2x.

— Diffusion rates depend on the gradient of the concentration. As the Tritium becomes diluted, the diffusion should slow down. It's not clear that the estimates take this into account. The story gives the current rate as 1-3 feet per day. 2 feet per day is 2 miles in 15 years.

Tritium is delicious and wholesome

So, based on the information given, it's possible the tritium concentration will be at or below the legal limit by the time it enters the drinking water (which could dilute it even more). The person calling for urgent action works for New Jersey's environmental protection department, so one would hope that the science was considered. But I suspect that "urgent action is required" is the response because trying to assuage peoples' fears would be viewed as a smokescreen, and simply levying a fine (which I'm all for — the power plant should not be let off the hook) might be taken as the company buying their way out of the problem.

Friendly Fire?

Air Force may suffer collateral damage from PS3 firmware update

Another grotesque waste of taxpayer dollars? Exactly the opposite, according to research lab staff. Off-the-shelf PS3s could take advantage of Sony’s hardware subsidy to get powerful Cell processors more cheaply than via any other solution.

I thought it was mildly interesting that Sony sells the hardware at a loss because they expect you to buy games, and here we have customer who will never buy any games, buying many consoles. I’m sure this is completely unrelated: Sony Tumbles After Forecasts Miss Analyst Estimates

Bohm, Bohm, Bohm-Bohm

(Try the title with the Dragnet theme in mind, if you’re old enough.)

The aforelinked Bohemian Mechanical Rhapsody was fallout from some discussion on quantum mechanics interpretations, namely Quick Impressions of Bohmian Mechanics and The Problem of (Quantum) Moderation: On Many Worlds

QM interpretations is a subject that can go into quite amount of detail and some people are quite passionate about it, as some of the comments in those threads show. Alas, I just don’t find myself getting worked up enough to tackle any of it in any real depth. I don’t see that there is ultimately any result that shows one interpretation to be any better in an objective sense, which makes it metaphysics. All of it seems to be ways of casting quantum mechanics in some more comfortable classical (or at least quasi-classical) framework, which I think only serves to deny that quantum mechanics really is weird. If that helps you understand it, great, but don’t lose sight of the fact that science is a description of how nature behaves, not how it really is. It’s only a model, and if you don’t want to go to quantumland because it is a silly place, then pick up one of the interpretations.

Update: The discussion to which Ian referred: Is the wavefunction ontological? (which I did read, honest, and should have thought to include)

Why I Am Majoring in Physics

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The green option was not available before 1977, of course. Not sure what all of the alternatives were then, but mine was partly that I wanted to be Barney from Mission: Impossible. (The TV show, which had no association whatsoever with Tom Cruise)