Pizza! Yes? No? Maybe?

Waffled Pizza

If you can get the dough thin enough, the calzone style has a lot to recommend it. It’s certainly the version that looks most like a waffle. And you don’t have to heat up the oven. The problem with doing it this way is the tendency for it to be too bready. After all, it’s going to have two crusts. If you haven’t, say, been working in a pizzeria for a few years, you might find it difficult to get the dough as thin as it needs to be for this to be optimal.

The alternative, waffling the dough and then topping it and baking it, means the finished product may not completely resemble a waffle. But it’s a more forgiving dough-to-topping ratio. Even if the dough is thicker than you might like, the balance is less likely to be wildly off. Also, if you’re going to make multiple waffled pizzas, this is the way to go. Waffling the dough will take a bit of time, but then you can finish the pizzas in the oven together.

Waffleizer tackles the question “Will it waffle?”

Story related to waffles: A colleague’s brother is a chef, who was objecting to management’s push for him to do a daily special at the restaurant (often it’s whatever’s about to go bad rather than a specialty of the chef). So in protest, he offered up the Awful Falafel Waffle. No more requests to do specials.

Game Over, Man, Game Over

Game over for British science?

According to the panel, cuts would cause many top-flight researchers who currently work in the UK to leave, attracted by increased science funding abroad, while overseas researchers would no longer be attracted to work in UK institutions. The quality of university teaching would suffer, and children would be put off pursuing careers in science. “What kind of signal does it send if they see other countries increasing their expenditure while there are cuts here?” asks Lord Rees.

Science funding already tends to be less than 1% of GDP in many countries (0.5% of GDP in the UK), and yet it affects innovation and future economic development. And if you let programs wither and die, it’s very, very hard to re-establish them owing to diffusion of knowledge and people.

Things That Make Me Feel That I'm Mad

Cosmic Variance: The New Objectivity

(Science) Reporting as Truth vs. Falsity as opposed to He said vs. She said

If journalists are just mindless stenographers, they can’t be accused of making that particular mistake. But they are actually making a much more serious mistake, abandoning the search for truth in favor of the goal of not being blamed.

It’s hard to argue against this mindset, which is often mis-labeled as “objectivity.” So maybe we should be defending the New Objectivity: the crucial duty of reporters to separate what is true from what is false.

Do You Want to Play With the Box, or What's Inside?

Built on facts: Light, up to 11

How many photons can you stuff into a box?

[I]f you stuff enough energy into the vacuum you’ll eventually start creating matter (electron/positron pairs in this type of circumstance) via Einstein’s famous E = mc^2 relationship. In nuclear weapons we’re used to seeing the m turn into E very dramatically, but of course the other direction works just as well. Get enough E and you’ll start making m.

Lab Tale of the Day

We recently changed the details of our MOT coils (OK, we had to. We messed around and there were … consequences. There was a shotgun involved, as it were) The old MOT coils were wound on a form, which held the wires in place. The new geometry is tighter and required something smaller, so we decided to go with no holder — the wires would be free-standing, but since they had adhesive on them, they would stick together. And we could coat them with epoxy, just to make sure.

But this still required something on which to wind the coils, and in machining terminology, such a device is called a mandrel. Which I immediately named “Barbara.”