I’ll link to this before the day of the big game this time.
Category Archives: Food
Hot Dog Etiquette
The Slaw of the Land: West Virginia Hot Dog Map
Cole slaw on hot dogs? Ugh.
[I]t has this to say about ketchup on hot dogs: “There are many reasons why one shouldn’t eat ketchup on a hot dog any hot dog.First, the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council’s Hot Dog Etiquette rules dictate that no one over 18 should ever eat ketchup on a hot dog. Ketchup is destructive of all that is right and just about a properly assembled hot dog since its sweetness and acidic taste overpowers food and disguises its true flavor.”
Yes, there is a National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, and they do have etiquette rules. I guess I’m an outlaw or a rebel, because I like ketchup. (Cole slaw is OK, but ketchup is taboo?) But the actual admonishment is “Don’t use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18.” I never eat 18-year-old hot dogs, though. That would just be weird.
Cheez Wiz is a Condiment?
A Big, Fat Failure of Physics and Logic
Study: Exercise Won’t Cure Obesity
Researchers from Loyola University Health System and other centers compared African American women in metropolitan Chicago with women in rural Nigeria. On average, the Chicago women weighed 184 pounds and the Nigerian women weighed 127 pounds.
Researchers had expected to find that the slimmer Nigerian women would be more physically active. To their surprise, they found no significant difference between the two groups in the amount of calories burned during physical activity.
“Decreased physical activity may not be the primary driver of the obesity epidemic,” said Loyola nutritionist Amy Luke, a member of the study team.
While it may be true that diet, not exercise, causes the obesity, it’s fallacious to conclude that exercise won’t make any difference. It just isn’t a factor in this example. You have two variables that affect weight (Calories in and Calories burned), and only see that one is different here. At the very basic level, it’s conservation of energy.
People burn more calories when they exercise. Thing is, they compensate by eating more, said Richard Cooper, co-author of the study and chairman of the Department of Preventive Medicine and Epidemiology.
“We would love to say that physical activity has a positive effect on weight control, but that does not appear to be the case,” Cooper said.
It’s not clear if this was tested in the study — there’s no mention in the story — so one doesn’t know if it was a crappy experiment or it’s crappy reporting.
Feel the Burn!
The science du jour is physics of weight loss, which is useful for this time of year when some of us tend to act as sanctuary for some extra mass (those poor, persecuted cookies and brethren, seeking asylum)
Here’s my own The Physics of Weight Loss
Matt has just posted on the topic over at Built on Facts:
54! Surely something that difficult would burn a lot more calories, you’d think. And it does. The immense effort you expend in climbing is mostly budgeted to different bodily processes. You have to move extra air in and out of your lungs. You have to circulate blood at a much higher rate. You have to process the complicated chemistry required to keep your muscles moving. All of these things take energy, and by the time the shoe meets the stair most of the energy has already been lost, eventually ending up mostly in the form of heat. Your body can’t afford to overheat and so you begin sweating to carry the excess heat energy away. All that energy had to come from somewhere, and it came from the food you ate. By the time you’re on the observation deck looking over Manhattan you’ll have used up a lot more than 54 calories.
As Matt notes in his posts, this is all about thermodynamics. Your body is basically a heat engine operating somewhere around 25% efficiency, so that 54-Calorie change in potential energy is going to require that you burn about 200 Calories of food.
(related: No Sweat)
Quick Thinking
Pizza delivery man tosses a hot pepperoni pizza in the face of a would-be robber.
In a completely unrelated story, pizzas are no longer allowed on airplanes, and carrying anything larger than a personal-size pizza is now considered “armed and dangerous.”
via Schneier
If Only Ensign Pulver Had Known
(OK, that was making fake “Red Label” Scotch)
We already know you can check your wine and find out if it’s bad
Now there’s How to make cheap wine taste like a fine vintage
The secret this time is an electric field. Pass an undrinkable, raw red wine between a set of high-voltage electrodes and it becomes pleasantly quaffable. “Using an electric field to accelerate ageing is a feasible way to shorten maturation times and improve the quality of young wine,” says Hervé Alexandre, professor of oenology at the University of Burgundy, close to some of France’s finest vineyards.
University of Burgundy. Figures. They don’t do this kind of work at Boone’s Farm State University, or Ripple Tech.
Does This Taste Funny to You?
Whole Lotta Bacon Goin' On
I wonder what percentage the Quantum Pontiff gets…
See also: Turbaconducken (Turducken Wrapped in Bacon)
The Candy Kingdom
Rating the Halloween candy
The Candy Hierarchy Anew (Halloween Experiment Debriefing ’08)
TOP TIER
(caramel, chewy, oh my classy)
Caramellos — Milky Way — Snickers — Rolos* — Twix
Going back three decades or so to how I would rate things: Rolos and Twix do not appear near the top of my list; I rate Kit-Kat higher than Twix. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups were in the top tier, along with the caramel/fudge cubes. Milky Way rates slightly below Snickers. I don’t see Mr. Goodbar listed — that goes in the post-tertiary level. I drop Junior Mints waaay down; in my youth I could not abide what mint did to the taste of chocolate. Smarties, OTOH (or in the other hand) were not bottom-tier.