Hey, You Got Peanut Butter in my Burger!

The AHT Guide to Hamburger and Cheeseburger Styles

This is styles, rather than recipes. It includes the guberburger

Burgers with a generous dollop of melted peanut butter ladeled on.

and the cheese-stuffed burger

If you’ve ever tried to duplicate one at home, it’s trickier than it would seem. You’ve got to seal in the cheese securely so you don’t have a blow-out, and, as the cheese melts and puffs up the patty, you’ve got to prick it quickly with a toothpick right after you flip it to let the steam escape. It’s better to leave it to the experts.

Red Tape

If you work in a large organization you will undoubtedly be exposed to some level of bureaucracy; the only variable is the degree to which we are mired in it. I work for the federal government, so I’m exposed to it more than some. Every so often a directive is issued that makes absolutely no sense — the action simply will not address the problem that it was meant to tackle. When I was younger and less experienced with how the system works (or doesn’t work), I’d start making a list of reasons why the directive was stupid and a waste of time and effort, and offer these up in an attempt to save myself (and others) from these drains on our productivity. Sometimes I succeeded, but usually I failed.

The key is knowing where the decision-making power lies. When arguing with someone who doesn’t have the authority to make a decision (or is too dim to understand the issues), logic and facts are dull weapons. It’s like a Nerf vibrator; it has the vague appearance of something effective, but when push comes to shove (as it were) it’s not going to get the job done. So it happened again recently — work that needs to be completed, because someone high up in the food chain decided “we need to do something, and this is something.” Everyone who agrees it’s pointless is someone not able to make a decision.

Dennis Can't Do This

Hopper, that is

Military robot ‘hops’ over walls

Most of the time, the shoebox-sized robot – which is being developed for the US military – uses its four wheels to get around.
But the Precision Urban Hopper can use a piston-actuated “leg” to launch it over obstacles such as walls or fences.

The ad in the video is longer than the video, but it’s worth the 30 seconds. The slow-motion replay really needs the bionic sound effect from The Six Million Dollar Man to complete the experience.