The B-Movie View of Quantum Analogies

Chad reminds us that pop-sci explanations of quantum mechanics are like the convoluted, contrived plots of B-movies. And he offers his own in The Teleporter’s Dilemma

Imagine that you and a friend are out hiking, and find yourselves kidnapped by a sinister conspiracy of some sort. You’re taken to a remote island, and shown an apparatus consisting of a dial on the floor and a remote control with a single button. You press the button, and the needle on the dial turns in a clockwise direction. There’s a mark on the rim of the dial at one position, but no other distinguishing features.

Your captors explain that there is another dial/ remote system elsewhere on the island, identical in every respect except it doesn’t have a mark on it. You are told that your friend will be taken to that apparatus, and given the remote. Your task is to get the needles on both dials pointing in exactly the direction indicated by the mark on the first dial. If you succeed, you’ll be set free and given a billion dollars. If you fail, a nuclear weapon will be detonated in Los Angeles. (If we’re going to do convoluted thriller plots, here, why not play for high stakes?).

The catch:

– – – fade to black – – –

Can’t give away the catch in a trailer!

Stephanie Asks: Why Do You Do It?

[I]f any physics teachers could tell me why *they* read blogs, that will help me write something to convince other physics teachers why this could be a good use of their precious time!

So if you teach physics, read physics blogs, but somehow don’t already read sciencegeekgirl, please go over and answer the question.

The two blogs I can think of that are the closest to actual physics instruction would be Built of Facts and Dot Physics. They both do a great job of covering the kinds of things that a beginning physics student might find useful.

A little while back there was a flurry of discussion about what science blogs can and can’t do, and while the above-mentioned blogs aren’t a replacement for teaching, they are filling a niche and can act as an adjunct to instruction. I think, looking at the wider picture of physics blogs we’ve been seeing glimpses of the spectrum of blogging, in form and function. The subject matter, the level of audience that can appreciate various posts, the peripheral topics when science isn’t foremost on he blogger’s mind, and the level of rigor one wants to use, anywhere from “here’s a detailed breakdown of this” to a quick “look at and perhaps try this” youtube link (and it’s nice to get validation for doing that)

Let's Get That LHC Running Already

15 uses for micro black holes

Use 10: Hang posters without tacks
Attention college students! Did you know that tacking posters to the wall of your dorm room can result in fines and loss of security deposits? Well, with mini-black holes, pin-holes and spackle patches are a thing of the past. Place tiny black holes on the wall, press your Zodiac Lovers poster on the wall until it is firmly fastened, and enjoy the results with all your friends. Unlike other fasteners, these won’t peel off in hot or cold temperatures, they will keep your posters where they belong. At the end of the year, simply tear down your posters. And if a do-gooder resident assistant tries to inspect the holes on your wall, just stand back, light up a joint, and watch as they are sucked into another dimension.

Note that I don’t actually advocate the use of illegal controlled substances, like micro black holes.

Straightening Out the Tangles in Time

This is timely, as it were. Scientific American has an article on frequency combs that appears to be publicly accessible. Rulers of Light: Using Lasers to Measure Distance and Time

Optical frequency comb applications require exquisite control of light across a broad spectrum of frequencies. This level of control has been available for radio waves for a long time but is only now becoming possible for light. An analogy to music helps in understanding the required level of control. Before the development of combs, lasers could produce a single color, like a single optical tone. They were akin to a violin with only one string and no fingerboard, capable of playing only one note (ignore for the moment that musical notes are much richer than pure tones). To play even a simple piece would require many different instruments, each painstakingly tuned. Each violin would require its own musician, just as every single-frequency laser requires its own operator.

In contrast, one operator can use an optical comb to cover the entire optical spectrum, not merely like a pianist at a piano but like a keyboardist playing an electronic synthesizer that can be programmed to mimic any musical instrument or even an entire orchestra. Comb technology, in effect, enables symphonies of hundreds of thousands of pure optical tones.

As explained in the article, one key for usefulness in timing and frequency is that the comb spans an octave, i.e. a factor of two in frequency, so that a “tine” (spectrum line) of the comb at the low end can be frequency-doubled in a nonlinear crystal, and referenced to a line at the high end, making the comb stable — the frequency of any line is well-known. You can now reference a convenient optical transition to the comb and do clock measurements. Since the frequency is much higher, if a suitable (i.e. narrow) transition can be found the fractional error will be much smaller, and the measurements that much more precise.

One thing that was apparent from the Frequency Standards and Metrology conference is that combs are everywhere. A number of different atoms are being investigated, both neutrals typically trapped in an optical lattice, or ions trapped in, well, ion traps. Once you have a really nice clock, though, you need to have another very nice clock (or clocks) with which you can compare. Multiple clocks can be referenced to a comb, and this is being done in the larger labs. And there are also people investigating better techniques for comparing remote signals using fiber transmission of signals, to overcome the limitations of satellite comparisons.

It Don't Mean a Thing

if you don’t go 360º on a swing

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OK, disclaimer time: please note that it’s got rigid bars instead of a chain or rope attachment, the feet are probably secured, and that the person doing it is most likely insane.

Apparently this activity is known as kiiking.