Apparently I'm Doing it All Wrong

The top ten home cooking mistakes.

Not so much mistakes as tips and hints. The author assumes you’re actually cooking, though.

MSG has a nasty reputation and can trigger a fatal reaction in a person allergic to it (a close friend of our maid of honor’s sister died of anaphylaxis after eating MSG), so it’s not for everyone

I’d say that would put a damper on the relationship.

Fruit Flies Like a Banana

The Quantum Pontiff on Occupational Arrows of Time

Time goes up, damnit, and that’s all there is to it. Or so say the physicists writing on their blackboards.
Oh I hear you. Yes there are physicists for which time doesn’t always go up, but which can also go up but also in a circle. Yes, Virginia, general relativity allows those crazy solutions (nevermind that they might not be stable.) But those are really loopy physicists who believe in closed-time-like curves. I mean, that sect of the physicists is always going on and on and on about killing their grandfather. Sheesh they’re enough to make Oedipus jealous (and why is that they kill grandfathers all the time and not their fathers?)

I think the kerfuffle is about grandfathers and their pair o’ ducks, but you get the idea.

Keeping Up With the Chemists

In silliness.

Now it’s the biologists’ turn. Curiosities of Biological Nomenclature

An, um, taste of the offerings

Dorcus titanus Boisduval, 1835 (stag beetle)
Doryctes fartus Provancher, 1880 (braconid)
Enema pan (Fabricius), 1775 (rhinoceros beetle)
Eremobates inyoanus Muma and Brookhart, 1988 (solpugid) Inyo is the county where it was first found.
Fartulum Carpenter, 1857 (tiny caecid gastropod) It is rather like a turd in shape and color, too.

Round as a Baby's . . . Nodule

Roundest objects in the world created

[A]n international group of engineers and craftsmen has . . . built a pair of nearly perfect spheres that are thought to be the roundest objects in the world.

The unusual balls, discussed last week at the SPIE Astronomical Telescopes and Instrumentation conference in France, were created as an answer to the “kilogram problem”.

High purity Si-28, and they hope to count the number of atoms to define the kilogram. With no danger to the pergium miners on Janus VI.

But even if all of the Avogadro Project’s research teams arrive at the same number of silicon atoms in each sphere, it’s far from clear that the International Committee for Weights and Measures will take up their definition.
[…]
These million-dollar spheres may be the roundest in the world, but will they be round enough?

One of the issues with international standards is that individual standards labs each want to be able to realize the standard. It’s not only a matter of having the absolute best measurement. If you make it too technologically advanced or involved, so it’s only within the grasp of a few labs, it’s not likely to be adopted.

Little Infrared Riding Hood

My, what bright, glowing optical fibers you have.

One of my online compatriots recently explained a quick and easy way to do some IR photography. I felt compelled to try, and it was pretty easy. Cheap webcams are the most direct way to do this for a few reasons:

— they’re cheap. If you mess it up, you’re only out a few simoleans.

— they have manual focus. Modifying an autofocus camera requires you replace the IR filter with a glass plate, because removing it changes the optical path length. It’s a much trickier operation.

— it’s usually a fast modification

Just remove the lens — some of them simply unscrew — and check to see if the filter is mounted on the back. (If not, you’ll have to take the assembly apart. No biggie, though, it’s likely just one or two screws. You’ll need a jeweler’s screwdriver, probably phillips-head). Pop the filter off with a small screwdriver or equivalent; the filter may not survive in one piece, so don’t go into this expecting it to survive. Reassemble. You’re done. If the filter isn’t there, it’ll be covering the CCD/CMOS chip, but my extensive data (three points) says that it’s mounted on the back of the lens.

Plug it in to your computer and start taking pictures.

Expectations: This isn’t thermal imaging, so don’t expect bodies to show up glowing. Silicon, the element of choice, has a pretty sharp cutoff starting at about 950 nm, so what you’ll see in the near-IR. Something would have to be about 3000 K to be peaked at that wavelength and thermal images of body temperature targets peak between 9 and 10 microns. Also, the images will be small, since cheap webcams generally run only about a megapixel.

I just happen to have access to several infrared lasers (852 nm and 780 nm, the images use the latter), to give extreme examples of what you can see. This first picture is a laser table with the room lights off. You can see scattered light from several optical components, as well as light emanating from two optical fibers — not all of the light gets coupled into the fibers, and you’re seeing some of what leaks out (some probably in the wrong mode, since these are single-mode fibers, and the bending probably contributes)

IR laser table photo

In this second photo, there are two images of the same scene, taken with the room lights on. On the left, some shutters are shut, and on the right they are open, and you can see two fibers lit up. Also note the cylinder to the left — that’s a vapor cell with rubidium gas in it, set up for spectroscopy for servo-locking the laser. The laser is on resonance, so you can see the fluorescence as the beam passes through it.

As you can see, there’s quite a lot of scattered light, so normally this is encased in opaque plexiglass. None of the bright features shown are visible with the naked eye.

The LEGO vault

Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History

You know what I’m talking about, those were the days and all that jazz. But for real. Feelings and moments from times when everything was innocent and your only concern was your bike, a big carpet full of Lego bricks, and the amount of cocoa in your cereals.

After that, it was one wave after the other, jumping from Lego Space to Lego Technic to Lego Town to Lego Castle and Lego Pirates and Lego Star Wars. Each set a memory, a particular Kodak moment blurred by the occasional teary eye

Probably no Fun Snacks, though

via Kottke

Doolittling

ANIMAL TALES by Simon Rich

What animals talk about.

DALMATIANS
“Hey, look, the truck’s stopping.”
“Did they take us to the park this time?”
“No—it’s a fire. Another horrible fire.”
“What the hell is wrong with these people?”

Still, “I’m going to the vet’s to get tutored” beats all. (Whatever happened to Gary Larson, anyway?)