A runner dressed as a white rabbit caught 12,000 runners on the hop – by winning a half marathon in London.
Monthly Archives: October 2008
Not Hyperbole
Atomic, Molecular and Optical … Gastronomy
Eat Your Spherified Vegetables!
In an effort to expand his palate, I’ve followed the standard parenting guidelines without much luck: I keep putting veggies on his plate, even if he won’t eat them; I eat lots of them myself; and I regularly cook with him. I’ve even tried the morally questionable practice of sneaking veggies into his favorite dishes (a la Jessica Seinfeld). The Critic—as I like to call him—was not so easily fooled: He quickly detected a quarter cup of squash in his salmon cakes the other night and declared them strange. Frustrated but not yet willing to give up, I enlisted the help of an unlikely accomplice: El Bulli chef Ferran Adria. Adria is perhaps the most famous chef in the world, known as a leader in the field of “molecular gastronomy”— a kind of kitchen alchemy that transforms prime ingredients into surreal concoctions using high-tech tools and commercial food additives.
Let's Get That LHC Running Already
Use 10: Hang posters without tacks
Attention college students! Did you know that tacking posters to the wall of your dorm room can result in fines and loss of security deposits? Well, with mini-black holes, pin-holes and spackle patches are a thing of the past. Place tiny black holes on the wall, press your Zodiac Lovers poster on the wall until it is firmly fastened, and enjoy the results with all your friends. Unlike other fasteners, these won’t peel off in hot or cold temperatures, they will keep your posters where they belong. At the end of the year, simply tear down your posters. And if a do-gooder resident assistant tries to inspect the holes on your wall, just stand back, light up a joint, and watch as they are sucked into another dimension.
Note that I don’t actually advocate the use of illegal controlled substances, like micro black holes.
Here Comes the Sun
And I say, it’s alright.
Amazing images of the sun at The Big Picture
Very Few Mice Were Harmed in the Making of This Video
(I emphatically deny the rumors that we waterboarded a rat. Did … not … happen.)
Where was I? Oh, ever wondered what a chain reaction was like? Ping pong balls and mousetraps.
The Corner of My Mind
Body still on west-coast time, but with an east-coast schedule. There is much caffeine in my future.
Thoughts from this past week:
Airline travel really sucks. There is no space in coach, and the seats are really uncomfortable — my back still hurts. Next thing you know they will charge for air.
Note to TSA guy: if you are going to admonish me for not following the procedure going through the checkpoint (my shoes were on top of my laptop), it would help if someone would tell us what the procedures actually are. They aren’t posted anywhere. So I’ll say now what I couldn’t say then: bite me.
To the lady that tilted her seat back, almost pinning me in. And then giving me and my row-mates a movie-theater international-symbol-for-annoyed scowling-over-the-shoulder glance every time someone got up (it’s a six-hour flight) and having to grab your headrest. Caveat emptor. Thanks for finally cluing in somewhere over Nevada and straightening your seat.
It is not really comforting to know that the cabbies in Monterey are just as crazy as the ones in DC. We ran a red light. Not a yellow-oh-it-just-turned red light. A red, one-thousand-one, one-thousand-two, one-thousand three red light. We weren’t in that much of a hurry. The tip was a thank-you for not killing us.
The government travel system shouldn’t book me on a flight as standby. It’s not fun to get to the counter and be told, “Oh, we’re oversold on this flight. We’ll try to get you on.” I made it, but … United — you overbooked a 28-passenger flight by at least 4 seats. What’s up with that? Even if you really routinely get >15% cancellations, do you not understand small-number statistics? It was a hop from Monterey to San Francisco, and you paid cab fare to SF and a round-trip ticket for each one. Wow.
Murphy’s law does not disappoint. Backup scripts failed a week ago, knowing I wasn’t around to check. Of course, most of us were gone, so there wasn’t much to back up. Barely made a dent in the stuff that piled up while I was away.
Let's Look at the Fine Print Again
I’m not saying Secretary Paulson is Lex Luthor. I’m just saying $700 billion is exactly enough to build a death ray.
Embracing the Meshugganah
Because if the plan is crazy, the enemy won’t have installed countermeasures.
Via Schneier, a bit of crazy-like-a-fox counterintelligence
Having lost many troops and civilians to bombings, the Brits decided they needed to determine who was making the bombs and where they were being manufactured. One bright fellow recommended they operate a laundry and when asked “what the hell he was talking about,” he explained the plan and it was incorporated — to much success.
The plan was simple: Build a laundry and staff it with locals and a few of their own. The laundry would then send out “color coded” special discount tickets, to the effect of “get two loads for the price of one,” etc. The color coding was matched to specific streets and thus when someone brought in their laundry, it was easy to determine the general location from which a city map was coded.
While the laundry was indeed being washed, pressed and dry cleaned, it had one additional cycle — every garment, sheet, glove, pair of pants, was first sent through an analyzer, located in the basement, that checked for bomb-making residue.
I am reminded of another story; I can’t recall if I read this somewhere or heard it as an Nth-hand retelling. Some spooks were trying to bug a building, which required drilling into a wall and depositing the eavesdropping device, but such an act would set off a motion/sound sensor. Someone came up with an idea: during every thunderstorm, when thunder was rattling the windows a bit, shoot mints at the windows of the targeted room and set the sensors off. Eventually, security would get tired of checking out the alarm and notice the correlation of thunder and alarm, and just shut the system down during a storm. Mints were used because they would quickly dissolve in the rain, in case anyone came around to check the possibility of an outside instigator. Once the spooks noticed that the sensors were no longer tripping and provoking a response, they planted the bug.
Straightening Out the Tangles in Time
This is timely, as it were. Scientific American has an article on frequency combs that appears to be publicly accessible. Rulers of Light: Using Lasers to Measure Distance and Time
Optical frequency comb applications require exquisite control of light across a broad spectrum of frequencies. This level of control has been available for radio waves for a long time but is only now becoming possible for light. An analogy to music helps in understanding the required level of control. Before the development of combs, lasers could produce a single color, like a single optical tone. They were akin to a violin with only one string and no fingerboard, capable of playing only one note (ignore for the moment that musical notes are much richer than pure tones). To play even a simple piece would require many different instruments, each painstakingly tuned. Each violin would require its own musician, just as every single-frequency laser requires its own operator.
In contrast, one operator can use an optical comb to cover the entire optical spectrum, not merely like a pianist at a piano but like a keyboardist playing an electronic synthesizer that can be programmed to mimic any musical instrument or even an entire orchestra. Comb technology, in effect, enables symphonies of hundreds of thousands of pure optical tones.
As explained in the article, one key for usefulness in timing and frequency is that the comb spans an octave, i.e. a factor of two in frequency, so that a “tine” (spectrum line) of the comb at the low end can be frequency-doubled in a nonlinear crystal, and referenced to a line at the high end, making the comb stable — the frequency of any line is well-known. You can now reference a convenient optical transition to the comb and do clock measurements. Since the frequency is much higher, if a suitable (i.e. narrow) transition can be found the fractional error will be much smaller, and the measurements that much more precise.
One thing that was apparent from the Frequency Standards and Metrology conference is that combs are everywhere. A number of different atoms are being investigated, both neutrals typically trapped in an optical lattice, or ions trapped in, well, ion traps. Once you have a really nice clock, though, you need to have another very nice clock (or clocks) with which you can compare. Multiple clocks can be referenced to a comb, and this is being done in the larger labs. And there are also people investigating better techniques for comparing remote signals using fiber transmission of signals, to overcome the limitations of satellite comparisons.